I think we could all go for some First Depression, how-the-other-half-lives, Busby Berkeley-style escapism right now. Thus I propose Gettin’ Paid, the Last VCR theme about raking in the cash and livin’ it up. Let’s get rich, boom before we bust, and party like it’s 1999!

Whether you prefer to flaunt your imaginary wealth or just distract us all from the pain of watching the American empire collapse, make it loud, make it gaudy, make it sparkly, and if you can throw in one or two hundred dancers with long, bare legs and crazy things on their heads. (Diamond grills are just as welcome as top hats and tails, beeteedubs.)