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Have You Seen My FDR?

Danny James McCool — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:18:22 +0000

Why have Lincoln on the VCR when you can have FDR on the VCR?

click to bigger please.

The One Who Throws Me a Bone

Danny James McCool — Tue, 12 May 2009 12:45:24 +0000

THE ONE WHO THROWS ME A BONE

Time For Taxes

Danny James McCool — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 05:21:04 +0000

I promise I’m getting a better a camera and lights for the next time I do this. Until then, maybe you should click on it so you can read it better, YOU DOOFUS! (anybody hear the rhyme in that sentence?)

IF MY BURGER TURNED INTO A LADY

Danny James McCool — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 05:50:28 +0000

A SONG! A SONG! A SONG! A SONG! A SONG!

In response to Pat Barrett’s Ground Hog themed song “Little Whistle Pig”, about sexing a groundhog, I decided to go a step farther: Sexing a make believe lady i made out of a hamburger. This song is called “If My Burger Turned Into A Lady”. I’m very sorry for what your ears are about to go through.

IF MY BURGER TURNED INTO A LADY

Lincoln Memorial Uke Box Diorama

Danny James McCool — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 06:43:25 +0000

All Dogs Go To Heaven

Danny James McCool — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 03:17:40 +0000

ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN (a song for squeaker)

GROUNDHOG DAY

Danny James McCool — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 05:05:41 +0000

WORDICAL

Danny James McCool — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:00:50 +0000

one day this will be our audio player.

Inspirational Posters

Danny James McCool — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 17:01:08 +0000

Every classroom had ‘em: inspirational posters. How else were we to know that “ENTHUSIASM IGNITES GREATNESS” or that “QUITTERS NEVER WIN.” And the motivational fortitude didn’t stop on our classroom walls. The secrets to success were everywhere: waiting rooms, libraries, even our parents’ place of buisness. Who could ever forget Mom’s favorite, “HANG IN THERE BABY.”

Instructions

Create one or more works based off of a line from a motivational poster. This may require some research. “Hang in there baby” is an obvious candidate for this, but certainly exciting subject material. Other lines we’ve come across include, “THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK,” “Math=Success,” and “FRIENDS ARE CHOCOLATE CHIPS IN THE COOKIE OF LIFE.” You may also come up with a short inspirational saying of your own.

Always remember, poster design is just one of thousands of acceptable formats for submission. You could make a PSA, a T-shirt, an edgy Karate Kid-esque montage song, whatever!