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*careful playing this, I used a broken microphone to record it.

(special thanks to a gentleman who prefers to think of himself as another Mary Shelley)

This is it. A skegs-fulcrum has been reached, and there is no turning back. In the age of:
Neo-Retro design, God as bubble wrap and The Virgin Mother in edibles; David Byrne inspired rock, Mashed-Up-Re-Mixes, R. Kelly or Kanye auto-tuned; the manatee-written Family Guy, everything in trilogies, drooling on your loved ones, run on sentences from the morbese, the fantasy of Kevin Spacey in a Thundercats movie, Taikonauts, the lady who came out with twin black& white babies- twice (look it up, it’s crazy;) we have been given Kindergarten Cop vs. The Goonies. There are ways to complete your life, and this is one of them.

• I use bold because I realize my words are important; but I use italics for the fashion.
  
• You only quit while you’re ahead, and even then you don’t quit!
• It’s time like these when Mickey Rourke can relate to Axl and Brian.
  
• You know Slash and Mike Love are coming up with a ’siq’ response album in tandem boiis and gerrls.
• Years to Make an album X Importance to Pop World / craziness= OH YEAH!
• Oh, and when is Gene Vincent gonna get his props? Be Bop A Lula, a from the grave album DECADES in the making. Take that Mozart! freakin’!
• I support any project as ambitious as Kevin Costner in Waterworld.
• QUICK FACT: Remember, it’s not about Big Momma, it’s about Big Momma’s House.
• *microphone feedback* Strom Thurmond…Meat Loaf…Bruce Willis…Jason Giambi….
  
• Only the tender-meated will greet these geniuses at the level they deserve.
  
• You need a thick set of balls, no scratch that, a think set of breasts; no, no, forget that too. Where am I going with this- okay; genetically, to get anywhere, you need to be  homo-sapient.
  
• QUICK FACT: You’re always going to need a BIGGER BOAT to handle this. No exceptions.
• Tea off at tee time at two trounces times tinkering towards technology/alight the alignment of liturgies in record form in record time.
  
• It has to be internationally intimate if it is to reach across the globe. The ocean is a cold brew of a strong ale….
  
• I like to use knives to pluck strings, horns to hammer piano keys and the choirs I hire record computer generated choirs!
• I’d like to call my album- Rof. Volume III the beta Version, 21 tracks. If you play the two discs together (with one going backwards, in a left speaker) War and Peace is read to you.
• It’s only smug when others think they can question your vision.
  
• No one understands. No one understands me.

  
  This will be done in 2048.