Posts by Pat Barrett

Contributor Photo I'm an illustrator and comic book artist who lives and works in Brooklyn. I grew up in Danbury, CT and went to the Pratt Institute for Simple Children. The McNamara of McNamara, McArthur & McCool, I help run this thing along with Dan and Todd.

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Theme 010 › Myth » June 20, 2009

Daonn mac CumhaillPat Barrett

Daonn mac Cumhaill

He once chucked a huge chunk of land
Now known as the Island of Man
Don’t call him “Mick,” fool!
The great Finn McCool
Whose grandson’s great-grandkid is Dan

Theme 009 › Domestic House Pets » May 20, 2009

Sheba YogaPat Barrett

Sheba Yoga

Theme 008 › Gettin' Paid » April 22, 2009

Penniless PenelopePat Barrett

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Theme 008 › Gettin' PaidCurrent Theme » April 20, 2009

Gettin’ PaidPat Barrett

money

I think we could all go for some First Depression, how-the-other-half-lives, Busby Berkeley-style escapism right now. Thus I propose Gettin’ Paid, the Last VCR theme about raking in the cash and livin’ it up. Let’s get rich, boom before we bust, and party like it’s 1999!

Whether you prefer to flaunt your imaginary wealth or just distract us all from the pain of watching the American empire collapse, make it loud, make it gaudy, make it sparkly, and if you can throw in one or two hundred dancers with long, bare legs and crazy things on their heads. (Diamond grills are just as welcome as top hats and tails, beeteedubs.)

Theme 007 › Side Effects May Include » April 16, 2009

Wizards of Wrightsbury Get Side EffectedPat Barrett

with Jen May

Wizards with Side Effects

Theme 006 › Taxes » April 6, 2009

Nothing is Certain butPat Barrett

Death & Taxes

Theme 005 › Hamburgers » March 11, 2009

A Hamburger HaikuPat Barrett

Only once a month
And then only Grass Finish’d
She says Pollan said

Theme 004 › Abe the Babe » March 6, 2009

Lincoln Inspired by LincolnPat Barrett

Lincoln - page 1 Lincoln - page 2 Lincoln - page 3

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Theme 002 › Groundhog Day » February 6, 2009

Little Whistle PigPat Barrett

Little Whistle Pig (Bump&Grindhog)

A little bare-bones stereophonic R&B.

Theme 002 › Groundhog DayCurrent Theme » February 2, 2009

Groundhog DayPat Barrett

Punxsutawney Bill“That’s right, woodchuck chuckers, it’s Groundhog Daayyy!

Groundhog Day also happens to be one of the best movies of the latter part of the twentieth century. There, I said it. If you haven’t seen it, please do. Right now. To sum it up in a sentence, Bill Murray is a weatherman who, for unknown reason, keeps reliving Groundhog Day and also he’s in love with Andie MacDowell. As Biggie would say, “If you don’t know, now you know.”

Instructions

Do with this as you see fit. Obviously, you could play around with repetition or variations on a theme. Or else you could of course make something about whistle pigs. Maybe you just want to craft an ode to Bill Murray or Harold Ramis? Hell, you could do something about Andie MacDowell or Chris Elliott for all I care.