He once chucked a huge chunk of land
Now known as the Island of Man
Don’t call him “Mick,” fool!
The great Finn McCool
Whose grandson’s great-grandkid is Dan

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I think we could all go for some First Depression, how-the-other-half-lives, Busby Berkeley-style escapism right now. Thus I propose Gettin’ Paid, the Last VCR theme about raking in the cash and livin’ it up. Let’s get rich, boom before we bust, and party like it’s 1999!

Whether you prefer to flaunt your imaginary wealth or just distract us all from the pain of watching the American empire collapse, make it loud, make it gaudy, make it sparkly, and if you can throw in one or two hundred dancers with long, bare legs and crazy things on their heads. (Diamond grills are just as welcome as top hats and tails, beeteedubs.)

Wizards with Side Effects

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A little bare-bones stereophonic R&B.

Groundhog Day also happens to be one of the best movies of the latter part of the twentieth century. There, I said it. If you haven’t seen it, please do. Right now. To sum it up in a sentence, Bill Murray is a weatherman who, for unknown reason, keeps reliving Groundhog Day and also he’s in love with Andie MacDowell. As Biggie would say, “If you don’t know, now you know.”

Instructions

Do with this as you see fit. Obviously, you could play around with repetition or variations on a theme. Or else you could of course make something about whistle pigs. Maybe you just want to craft an ode to Bill Murray or Harold Ramis? Hell, you could do something about Andie MacDowell or Chris Elliott for all I care.