ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAMBURGER TAX

In an attempt to answer that age old question of how to kill three birds (themes) with one stone (song), Skip Sawburn created “Abraham Lincoln Made a Hamburger Tax”. Is the jury still out?…you be the judge.

portabella boigahs.

A SONG! A SONG! A SONG! A SONG! A SONG!

In response to Pat Barrett’s Ground Hog themed song “Little Whistle Pig”, about sexing a groundhog, I decided to go a step farther: Sexing a make believe lady i made out of a hamburger. This song is called “If My Burger Turned Into A Lady”.  I’m very sorry for what your ears are about to go through.

IF MY BURGER TURNED INTO A LADY

Court case of the century: The People v. The Hamburglar.

Also: I am not cut out to be a courtroom sketch artist.

Also also: Painting with hamburger grease, via @jamersss.

Only once a month
And then only Grass Finish’d
She says Pollan said

I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to try out this hamburger cupcake idea I came across. Nothin’ but white cake, choco cake, and frosting. How about that? Up close they look just like the fatty burgers you are familiar with! Special thanks to Dan McCool for gnawing on all that frosting.

“For the rest of my life I’ll be thinking about that hamburger. I’ll be sitting there at the counter, holding it in my hands with tears streaming down my cheeks. The waitress will be looking away because she doesn’t like to see kids crying when they are eating hamburgers…”
— Richard Brautigan

Yes! Our latest theme is Hamburgers! At last!