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Abraham Lincoln made a Hamburger Tax

Skip Sawburn — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:05:34 +0000

In an attempt to answer that age old question of how to kill three birds (themes) with one stone (song), Skip Sawburn created “Abraham Lincoln Made a Hamburger Tax”. Is the jury still out?…you be the judge.

This is as close as I get to hamburgers

Jen May — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 20:31:23 +0000

portabella boigahs.

IF MY BURGER TURNED INTO A LADY

Danny James McCool — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 05:50:28 +0000

A SONG! A SONG! A SONG! A SONG! A SONG!

In response to Pat Barrett’s Ground Hog themed song “Little Whistle Pig”, about sexing a groundhog, I decided to go a step farther: Sexing a make believe lady i made out of a hamburger. This song is called “If My Burger Turned Into A Lady”. I’m very sorry for what your ears are about to go through.

IF MY BURGER TURNED INTO A LADY

The People v. The Hamburglar

T.J. Schuck — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 01:04:57 +0000

Court case of the century: The People v. The Hamburglar.

Also: I am not cut out to be a courtroom sketch artist.

Also also: Painting with hamburger grease, via @jamersss.

Burger Assembly

Ed Lasher — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 02:01:08 +0000

A Hamburger Haiku

Pat Barrett — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 20:14:55 +0000

Only once a month
And then only Grass Finish’d
She says Pollan said

Hamburger Cupcakes

Stevie-Lynn — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 03:11:28 +0000

I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to try out this hamburger cupcake idea I came across. Nothin’ but white cake, choco cake, and frosting. How about that? Up close they look just like the fatty burgers you are familiar with! Special thanks to Dan McCool for gnawing on all that frosting.

Hamburgers

Stevie-Lynn — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 03:45:46 +0000

“For the rest of my life I’ll be thinking about that hamburger. I’ll be sitting there at the counter, holding it in my hands with tears streaming down my cheeks. The waitress will be looking away because she doesn’t like to see kids crying when they are eating hamburgers…”
— Richard Brautigan

Yes! Our latest theme is Hamburgers! At last!